Sunday, January 2, 2011

How to be a Jedi

Ever wonder how you can be a Jedi? Follow these simple steps. Step 1: Don your awesome Jedi robe. Step 2: Get yourself a light saber (WARNING: don’t be stupid with it. I am not responsible for anything you cut off). Step 3: Get a time machine to travel to the distant past. Step 4: When you can’t find a time machine, go online and buy the Magnetic Suspension Device pictured below.



Step 5: Set this bad boy up. Step 6: Invite friends over to your house. Step 7: Lift up your arm and tighten your hand while squinting your eyes towards the product. Step 8: Accept complements.



This is pretty much what you will be doing with such a phenomenal product. For a mere $60 dollars, you get this sweet hoop that levitates things (after you attach a specific magnet). Honestly, you can see why this is the best use of $60 in your life. You can even just ignore it when your friends come over and have the TV remote just floating there. Reach into the air, grab it, and nonchalantly change the channel. Your friends will not know what the heck is going on. Oh, and I forgot to mention that the magnet doesn't work on your friends, so don't even think about it.


Attractive Japanese female not included.


Via Gizmag and Chinavasion

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