I know that, like me, most of my faithful readers have had to write at least one resume in their lives. You usually sit, breathe in and out, crack your joints a little, and get ready to be as pompous about how awesome you are as possible. When you’re done, it’s usually a decent resume that you hope people will read and notice your best qualities so they can hire you. What happens when you are so pissed that no one has hired you in a while? Well, you go out, get a hold of some crack or liquid death and destruction and write something like the Craigslist job post below. Go ahead…click to enlarge it and tell me that you wouldn’t hire this guy. After all, he is a wolverine.
Apparently another awesome resume has just hit Craigslist. Again, Someecards is the culprit. This one is a bit more honest. And it mentions sex. So like I said: honest.
Rafa is a quick witted hell of an individual. He enjoys everything from lounging around and watching some TV, to corny walks on the beach, singing/writing/playing music, video editing and production, sports, and most recently...blogging. He's been interested in animals his whole life and is in the process of studying them right now. Whilst he figures out how to get a Master's, though, he has decided to write about certain topics that will bring a hearty smile and maybe coax a laugh from individuals. Each blog will dwell upon any topic, big or small. What can be treated as an absolute? You will laugh...cuz he can do that.
Anything from the mundane to the ephemeral will be examined in this fine creativity pool. The posts can be of anything, but most notably they will scrutinize a certain subject or topic. These specific blogs will be under the denomination of: "Rafa says WHAT? [insert topic here]".