Friday, October 21, 2011

Put Some Speed Into Your Life Legally

Do you find your life to be hectic and uninteresting? Do I have the solution for you! The following video will show you how to shave seconds, minutes, days, and even weeks off your everyday tasks so you have room for more exciting things! In the video they discuss everything from parking to folding clothes and making sorbets. I’ve already done quite a few of these and they work great. One of my friends even used the folding clothes one to impress some lady-friends. Hell yeah, these things can be used to pick up chicks. No guarantees they work better than a puppy, but one can hope. What awesome stuff you do with all this extra time is up to you, but if you do something highly illegal or stupid, please don’t mention my blog to the police.

Oh, and in case you wanted more speed, here is a clip of an Asian guy proving yet again that their race is infinitely better than ours. I won’t spoil what he does, but get ready to have your mind blown…

Via YouTube and VideoBash

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Asians Pantomiming...Oh, Yes

I know, I know…I always mention Asians in my blog. I don’t think it’s sad, though, since I’m just using a so-called “good stereotype”—Asians pretty much do everything better than everyone else. Props to them. In other news, a friend of mine showed me a video that I thought I’d share with you all. Apparently, the stereotype even includes comedy. I’m not kidding around when I say that this is probably one of the funniest stand-up routines I have ever seen. It also has the added bonus of being completely unique since they don’t say anything the entire time. Yep, the whole act is pantomimes and sounds. This allows the Japanese comedians to be able to communicate across language barriers that would completely hinder normal comedians. Not just that, but they also turn normal gags that we’ve all done before into dose after dose after dose of hilarity. Enough writing about it…check it out for yourselves:

Via YouTube